I try to ask for minute details, but all I got in return were larger than life dreams.
I am a dog with a blog.
Pooping where my boss pooped to absorb his power.
Nothing is forever.
Everyone smart is looking for answers. While dumb people lead with confidence.
It used to be I would almost kill myself trying traversing the world of public transport. Nowadays I just ride a taxi.
You wash your hands with soap, only to touch the nuclear cesspool that is the bathroom door.
Chainsaws are the equivalent of real-life lightsabers.
Life begins before you get in the shower